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JONESY 12:35 Fri Dec 11
i'm having an operation tomorrow.
having complete jaw joint replacement surgery.

cutting down whole side of face, sawing through upper and lower jaw bones, then screwing a new titanium one in place.

can't wait!


apparently it's a very rare op, so wondering if any of you have had it or know anyone that has...

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defjam 12:36 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Nurse did that herself indoors.


Poof!


(Good luck mate)

One McAvennieeeeee 12:36 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
You got one of those mammoth Jaws, JONESY son?

the house of freaks 12:37 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Audley Harrison had the same done but took that glass rather than titanium option

Saul Bollox 12:38 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Better jaw,,jaw than war, war eh?

JONESY 12:38 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
no, normal jaw, but joint on one side is fucked. cartilage disc goney, so been bone on bone for couple of years now and just ground to shit.

Cheezey Bell-End 12:39 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Saw a guy at a game recently who had had his whole lower jaw removed. Just had a bandage covering the hole.
Probably had the same operation go wrong.

JONESY 12:39 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
in hospital 6 days. will be wired shut to start, then hopefully removed on day 6 and replaced with elastic so I can move onto 'soft foods'.

so, scrambled eggs and custard basically.

JONESY 12:42 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
liquidised turkey and mash for Christmas lunch!

whufcroe 12:42 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Sounds awful

Good luck, fingers cross it all goes to plan

Dan M 12:43 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Too much tooth grinding while trying to insert yourself into tight spaces.

W6Hammer 12:44 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Good luck Jonesey

Sxboy_66 12:49 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Good luck Jonesy.

I used to work with a bloke who had almost his entire skull rebuilt after having a massive tumour removed from inside his skull.

Honestly, there was no sign he'd ever had anything done at all. Fucking amazing surgery and that was about 8 years ago, I'm sure they've got even better since them.

fred flinstone 12:52 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Could be an opportunity ?

Banging a nurse while in hospital ?

Make the most of a bad situation

riosleftsock 12:53 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Are they going to scaffold the outside of your head.

I fucking love seeing people with them.

JONESY 12:55 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
no scaffolding rios, just wired shut in mouth.

riosleftsock 12:56 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
*cancels hospital visit*
*throws grapes in bin*

mashed in maryland 12:57 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Christ that sounds horrible.

Good luck.

JONESY 12:59 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
keep your grapes rios



no fucking good to me mate!

Grumpster 1:03 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Too much shagging making your head fall apart!!

Troy McClure 1:04 Fri Dec 11
Re: i'm having an operation tomorrow.
Good luck Jonesy SON

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